THE NEW NORMAL
A 68-year-old woman and her 35-year-old daughter were killed, according to local media.
Allison Quinn is a breaking-news reporter for The Daily Beast. She spent nearly a decade in Moscow and Kyiv reporting on human trafficking, corruption, Russia’s opposition, and the war in eastern Ukraine.
OINK OINK
Timofei Sergeitsev, who called for the ethnic cleansing of Ukrainians, whined to police late Tuesday after receiving the surprise delivery.
RESURRECTED
Viktor Sokolov, the commander of Russia’s Black Sea Fleet, appeared in several videos released by state-run media after he was rumored to have died in a Ukrainian missile strike.
LAWLESS LAWN GNOME
Ramzan Kadyrov, while “energetically eating cashews,” reportedly video-called a media personality to defend his 15-year-old son’s violent attack on a detainee.
DRAMA
Sarah Ashton-Cirillo, the English-language spokesperson for Ukraine’s Territorial Defense Forces, was suspended pending an investigation.
WHOOPS
Police say they tracked him to a Walmart on the day of his supposed drowning in a kayaking mishap.
LAST THING WE NEED
The move threatens to reignite a full-blown war between Armenia and Azerbaijan.
LIKE UBER BUT…
It’s a long way to fall after boasting about winning the war against Ukraine and threatening to take over Europe.
‘MAJOR ACT OF WAR’
The billionaire said he would have needed approval from the Biden administration to turn on his vital satellite communications network for a Crimea attack.
ELECTION TRAIL
Vladimir Putin said he was ‘glad’ to hear Trump’s plan for handling the war in Ukraine and claimed the ex-president was being prosecuted for political reasons.