Innovation
WHERE'S THE BEEF?
GALACTIC HITCHHIKERS
TREES? WHO NEEDS ’EM
The environmental intelligence company, Kayrros, revealed that the electric car company cleared more than 800 acres of forest for its new German factory.
OBVIOUSLY
Images flooded X showing Musk carrying out a school shooting with Mickey Mouse or being led on a leash by Donald Trump.
RUD-ROH
The last time one of SpaceX’s Falcon 9 rockets had a “RUD”, or Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, was in 2016.
MARS OR BUST
According to the Federal Aviation Administration, SpaceX wants to launch its Starship rockets up to 25 times a year from its “Starbase” in Brownsville.
VERY GENEROUS!
The mercurial billionaire has reportedly asked employees to work on plans for a city on Mars and explore whether humans can procreate there—using his own sperm for research.
MEAT OVER METEOROLOGISTS
The Whataburger app is joining the Waffle House index as a way to track power outages during severe weather.
FLIGHT RISK
The company’s HQ expansion—and the rocket debris that followed—has left bird nests destroyed, eggs missing, and federal officials angry.